Why didn’t I think of this?

Beware the door-to-door free breast exam guy:

A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said Thursday.

One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.

The woman then phoned the Broward County Sheriff’s Office, and the suspect fled. He was arrested at another woman’s apartment in the same Lauderdale Lakes neighborhood on Wednesday, a sheriff’s spokesman said.

If you had told me you were going to try this, I’d say “There’s no way in a hundred million years there’s anyone on the face of the Earth who’s actually stupid enough to fall for it.” And yet, here I am, obviously having underestimated the sheer stupidity of human beings. I need to learn to stop doing that.

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