Porn film about pirates minus the porn

Quite possibly the best post title I’ve ever had the pleasure of writing (Thanks Dan!). You can’t make this stuff up:

For those of you who don’t know Pirates is perhaps the biggest and most expensive porn film to date starring some huge names in the Adult industry. It’s won many an Adult Video (it’s a throwback term) Award and is rated highly. Apparently so highly that an R rated version is to be released. Now, again for those of you who don’t know, that means there will be no ponrographic elements and it will be deemed a mainstream movie.

The story comes from Cinematical who suggest this is the opposite way around for most mainstream movies, don’t they release an uncut special edition? This one is going to be a porn film that’s going to release a special edition with huge cuts, some 47 minutes out of 127 minutes total.

I have to say, this is quite possibly one of the best movies ever made. (Check out the trailer – in high def no less! This has ridiculously good production values. Note I didn’t say “for a porno”). The best part of all, it’s about pirates. Surely the Flying Spaghetti Monster is pleased.

Irresistably bad pun: It’ll be rated arrr, matey!

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